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Wed. Jun. 17
Posted: 5:15 AM
Posted: 5:14 AM
New in the city available 24/7 💯 SPECIAL SERVICES 😍😍
Cincinnati , Springdale , Sharonville , Evendale , Milford
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Cincinnati , Springdale , Sharonville , Evendale , Milford
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Cash
No Deposit
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Posted: 5:14 AM
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❌️NO PIMPS
❌️NO LAW ENFORCEMENT
❌️NO BARE SERVICES
❌️NO EXPLICIT CONVERSATION
❌️NO LOW BALLERS
⭐Gentleman Are Always Welcomed⭐
⭐Multi-hr & Overnight Visits Available⭐
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Posted: 5:14 AM
SPECIALS 💘💕☠
OVERNIGHT 250❤️❤️❤️❤️
AND💘😍💀😜😘
OUTCALLS 150💙💙💙💙
HOTEL FUNPLAY 200❤️❤️❤️❤️❤
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I play by my own rules:
Cash App Accepted! Cash Accepted!
No Apple Pay No Venmo no other payment
Willing to Travel , No transportation
No gags or deepthroat
no anal or greek
no raw sex or raw head
Exchanges sometimes:Pictures 50 a pic(ask)
1 hour 100
2 hours 200
100 every hour
HHR 90
QV 70
OVERNIGHT FUN 300 9pm to 7am
oral sex and fucking
incall 150
outcall 190
FORE-play, dominant connections
sensitive to touch n deep love
neck kissing, licking, biting/nibbling, body kissin
soft hair tugs, teasing, etc.
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Posted: 5:12 AM
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Posted: 5:12 AM
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I DO NOT I REPEAT I DO NOT OFFER BARE BACK ANYTHING & NO ANAL 📛CONDOMS ARE
REQUIRED‼‼
QVS: 75$( Incall only) 10-15 Mins
Hhr: 135 $ (incall only) 30Mins
FT Or Google Meet Shows : 45$ (10-15 minutes)
All My Outcalls Start At 165$ & i need a be ride to you & back
Cash , Cash App ,Apple Pay , Pay Pal & Chime Only
(IF YOU CONTACT ME ASKING ABOUT ANYTHING BARE YOU WILL BE BLOCKED )
(I WILL NOT SERVICE YOU IF YOUR HYGIENE IS BAD BRUSH THEM TEETH & WASH THEM
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Posted: 5:09 AM
TINTED WINDOWS ONLY IF YOU WANT CARPLAY
IF YOU WANT TOO SEE ME YOU MUST SEND ME A VIDEO OF YOUR DICK FIRST OR YOU MUST
VERIFY HOWEVER I TELL YOU TOO VERIFY NO NEGOTIATIONS💯 IF YOU CANT DO THAT THEN
DO NOT CONTACT ME 🤷🏽♀
👍🏾NO LOW BALLERS/BROKE MEN👍🏾
🖤 I Don’t Show My Face Unless Your Paying Me Too . NO FACE NO CASE 🫣🥵
🖤 NO OUTCALLS WITHOUT A DEPOSIT
🖤Must Bring Your Own Condoms
🖤If You Know Yo Funds Low Don’t Text Me.
🖤 YES I’m Real Don’t Text Me Dumb Shit
🖤NO I DONT PARTY WITH PEOPLE SORRY
🩵I Dont Facetime Or Snap For Free
🩵NO OUTCALLS WITHOUT 20$ deposit
NOTHING BARE . NO PIMPS . NO LAW ENFORCEMENT 🖕🏿🖕🏿
Posted: 5:08 AM
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Posted: 5:06 AM
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Domination, 420 Friendly & Couples Welcome 🔥
📸I sell my photos and videos📹Available for FaceTime shows📸✅
✅WhatsApp (7 8 6) 3 6 7-5 9 1 9
Posted: 5:05 AM
Hey Guys...
🎀Safe & Discreetness
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Providing FaceTime shows & Content😘
Quick Replay WhatsApp me_ 2 1 6 - 4 9 3 - 6 0 5 5
Telegram = @ValleyLux26
Posted: 5:04 AM
🙂 COME HAVE FUN 😊 ONLY HERE TILL WEDNESDAY NIGHT 😌AVAILBLE FOR INCALL🏠 CARDATES 🚗 OUTCALLS 🌟
Downtown
25
Downtown
Hey Daddy, welcome to Mya island where your fantasies come true 💦 come through
and relax dont be shy I dont bite unless you want me to 😉 😊🧡I promise you
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WHILE IM HERE LET'S MAKE THE BEST OF IT 💦👅 ALL MEN ARE
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Incall 🏠 and Outcall Available 🚗 Cardate available DM for
rates
(QV,HHR,HR) 📲 NO FT SHOWS , NO KISSING , NO Fingering , NO LOW BALL , NO BARE
, NO PIMPS ,
NO LAW , NO DATTY , NO ANAL , NO ENFORCEMENT
Facetime Verification✅ (before any service)
Posted: 5:03 AM
Posted: 5:02 AM
💋 40+ MILF – Real, Passionate & Open-Minded 💋
Confident, curvy, and experienced with a fun, flirty personality 💕
Drama-free, respectful, and focused on creating an unforgettable vibe 😘
🔥 WHAT I OFFER 🔥
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• Attentive and engaging company
• Comfortable, easygoing energy
• Relaxation & sensual connection
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💋 WHY CHOOSE ME 💋
• Discreet and respectful
• Clean, private environment
• Focused on mutual comfort
• Real chemistry & passionate energy
• Age and size friendly 💕
• Available day & night ⏰
📸 Exclusive pics & videos available
💦 Private FaceTime available 😘
👉 Serious inquiries only 💋
👉 Looking forward to meeting you 💕
👉WhatsApp: (283) 230-7 926
Posted: 5:00 AM
35yr old beautiful thick nice booty perfect fun size ready to enjoy so if your ready...and fellas please NO GAMES DONT WATSE EITHER MINE OR YOUR TIME SO PLEASE NO GAMES AND BE
Cincinnati and cleves
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Cincinnati and cleves
Hey fellas if you ready to have enjoy ur time have fun relax and leave feeling
ur best leaving wanting more well come experience a beautiful woman touch
(**ALSO PLEASE FELLAS DONT WASTE MY TIME OR YOURS IF YOUR SERIOUS CALL OR TEXT
I HAVE CONTENT ,VIDEOS A DEPOSIT HAS TO BE MADE FIRST!!!
call or text for Donations
and uber must be provided by client (both ways)
*also have content available
(outcalls require 1 hour minimum, no qv's or hh's & uber to & from)
*i do not Uber to you in advance and accept reimbursementIf you aren't ready
to meet now or within a 30 minute timeframe or if you
can't meet until later, then please state that and schedule an appointment do
not text me asking questions if you are not serious. My time is very valuable.
Please don't waste it fetish friendly.
Posted: 4:59 AM
💜💕☀NEW IN TOWN☀💕💜REAL NOT GAMES☀💕💜BBJ AND 69 IS MY FAVORITES POSITIONS☀💕💜YOUNG AND CLEAN☀💕💜
Glenspring
27
Glenspring
PARTY☀💕💜
BBJ☀💕💜
DRINK☀💕💜
GFE☀💕💜
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HUGS☀💕💜
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MASSAGE☀💕💜
ANAL☀💕💜
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Posted: 4:46 AM
I offer in call out call massages I am hosting
in western hills Cincinnati
seeing gentlemen only if thats yu and
your looking for a sweet and sexy lady
outside and a freak inside im her so i am
waiting to suck your hard 🍆 and let you
slide into my super 🌊 Dous are available
So if you want double the fun then
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Posted: 4:44 AM
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💦NORUSH📊 💯🤒SWEET LIKE CANDY🍭 💯🤒🌫🤒 💯INCALL 💯NO OUTCALL 💯NO BARE 💯NO
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Posted: 4:41 AM
Grown woman here seeking grown men. Men who are 30 and up. Im very respectful
and get straight to buisness. I dont play games nor waste time and I expect the
same. N call only no outs. NO out of "town numbers "if you are not 513 or 859 I
wont even respond back. You must be in Cincinnati Only or right across the
bridge in Kentucky. No other areas wil be service zero exceptions. Dont ask me
to click on any links period.
Posted: 4:40 AM
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Posted: 4:36 AM
FSQV SPECIAL
What's going on y'all hit me up...
Let's do this ,,,
FSQV me
INCALL ONLY
HOT OIL W/FS ioNCALL ONLY
OUTCALL SPECIAL
(I DO HAVE REQUIREMENTS)
DEPENDING ON WHERE YOU ARE.prices will vary
Specials on the FSQV & THE HOTOIL MASSAGE ENDING IN W/ FS
HHFS as well as FSQV full service quick
visit in which has no massage..
Hit me up for more info
Posted: 4:33 AM
🔥 New in town & ready to make your day unforgettable 💋
Sweet, classy, clean and drama free. I love good vibes, great conversation and
even better chemistry 😘
Available now for generous gentlemen who know how to treat a lady.
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Text me and let’s create a memorable experience together ✨
Posted: 4:28 AM
Posted: 4:24 AM
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Your favorite fantasy wrapped in curves.
soft skin,
pretty face, and a vibe
that stays on your mind long after u leave. A mouth so full of tricks dada
ILL LOOK LIKE A PRETTY LITTLE SLUT SUCKING , LICKING, AND STROKING YOUR COCK
CANT WAIT TO HAVE MY HANDS AND MOUTH ALL
OVER YOU DADDY
****COME CATCH A JUICY FT SHOW
****
****ONLYFANS- poundc8ke****
NO OUTCALL MY LOVES
Posted: 4:19 AM
✅My WhatsApp number... (314) 224 1 045
✅Hey Love,
✅I'm Available 24/7
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💞You will defenetly enjoy my service and I'm 100% legit so don't worries
My service
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oral sex,also 3 holes allowed
💚 Nuru massage, kissing , Gfe, Penis massage, sucking penis
💞I do party also
❌No police, No drama, No bullshit, No pimp❌
❌Fake person not allowed. ✅Only real person will contact me
✅If you interested to get my service then text my number
Posted: 4:12 AM
‼ need to facetime to verify , first time outcall deposit ‼
Hey Babes my name is Oceanne 🌊🚨
Pretty and Fun & FULL or Cum just waiting on you !
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Looking forward to having an Amazing Time with You
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Posted: 4:08 AM
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I'm curvy w. round butt, full and juicy breasts, and a sweet innocent
face/voice.
My main concern is making your fantasy come true.🤍💦
—I DO OFFER ✅
• Half Hour — $150
• One Hour — $200
• Two Hours — $400
• Overnight — $850
👉Deposit Required —$55 Minimum • NO EXCEPTIONS💗
✨ OUTCALLS/INCALL/CARDATE
✨ANAL/BARE/BBJ/RAW( EXTRA $50)
💗FULL SERVICE WITH GFE
🌟DROPBOX🌸CONTENT AND VIDEO SELL
💦FACETIME FUN/VIDEO SEX
Clean • Beautiful • Classy • Ready to Please ✨
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If you already know I’m out of your league, don’t even waste your time
reaching out. Respect goes both ways.
💜 Classy • Exclusive • Professional • Drama Free 💙
Serious clients only. Deposit secures your booking.
Posted: 4:03 AM
Hey Dear 💔
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Services: GFE, DFK, Kisses, RAW, BBJ, CIM, Greek, Role Play, Fetish,
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📸I sell my photos and videos📹Available for FaceTime shows📸✅
Posted: 4:02 AM
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✅ ACTIVE PHONE NUMBER ☎👉 909-4 62‑7781
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✅ ACTIVE PHONE NUMBER ☎👉 909-4 62‑7781
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Posted: 3:54 AM
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*NO DRAMA
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Posted: 3:54 AM
🌻NOTE: DEPOSIT REQUIRE MUST FOR SEE ME ❌NO EXCUSE
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Posted: 3:48 AM
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Discreet, friendly, and exactly what you’ve been looking for ❤
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Posted: 3:45 AM
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Cincinnati
28
Cincinnati
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Posted: 3:37 AM
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25
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Whatsapp:(972) 762-1 639
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Whatsapp:(972) 762-1 639
💕 Sexy, confident, and independent with a fun personality 💋
Open-minded, respectful, and passionate about making sure you enjoy your time
with me 😘
Relaxed vibes, no drama, and focused on your satisfaction 💯
✨ SERVICES & VIBES ✨
✔ GFE Experience 💕
✔ Kissing & sensual connection 💋
✔ Soft curves & playful energy 😘
✔ 420 Friendly 🌿
✔ Car Fun Available 🚗
✔ Incall & Outcall Available
✔ Open-minded & accommodating 💦
✔ Massage & relaxation available
✔ VIP experience for serious gentlemen 💎
💋 WHY CHOOSE ME 💋
• Friendly and respectful atmosphere
• Easygoing, discreet, and clean
• Passionate attention & real energy
• Age and size friendly 💕
• Available day & night ⏰
📸 I also sell exclusive pics & videos 💦
Private content available upon request 😘
👉 My goal is your satisfaction 💕
👉 Serious inquiries only 💋
